promise Today i made one BIG promise to myself...

This promise will change my life...

Plz lar... i not toking abt getting a girlfren or wat ok...

I tink i'll juz becum a sad little monk lar ok... i so cocked up i cant even join the SDU (Singles Dulan Unhappy) club... cuz i too yandao... haiz.. wat to do... if i send in application they will tell me to go home n fly kite... so yandao still say single and dulan... the president of the club also dun wan me.. wait he will stay single dulan and unhappy forever...

So my promise is not abt getting a girlfren... i cant support one anyway (i am juz a poor little boi... like those poor little scholar u see on tv... veri sad case one... but me different, i not the imperial scholar, and i more yandao hahaha)

Aft attending the AIA tok, i realise i veri poor... veri veri poor...

Every semester i will make the same dream.... not those kind of yellow colour dream lar... i pure and innocent kind... wun make this kind of dream one...

The dream to get all As...

Itz elusive.. it will remain elusive.. but.. i wanna achieve it...Last sem i got close.. but stupid idiotic Info System... get B.... not even B+... make me more dulan than SDU....

So i promise myself... i wanna study hard... but.. actually i make this kind of promises like 10 times in a sem... this sem too busy, so onli make the first time... no time lar...wat to do..since i decide 24th Feb last day of slacking, got time to make promise...

Yesterday, some guy ask me: u tink i handsome or not?

Wah lao... trying to play BrokeBack Mountain is it??? i not cowboy... i not homo lar.. i hav nth against homos.. juz dun come n try to be funni wif me can liaoz...u can go play wif urself... or ur boifren over there...

Watched Munich... before the release.. cuz Mr. Micracle borrow me... in xchange for my tutorials for his gf... (i also din do lar... i go class and copy one...).. woah... the show make me tink.. if u kill Osama, it will lead to 10 Osamas who are more Osama than Osama...

ok.. i tink i crapped enough today... letz enjoy my last day of slacking....

to those who r like me... P.S. GOH for concert not Mr Lim Ah Keong...

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  Happy valentine Valentine's day... 14/2/2006

Eh... as usual.. nth big n shocking n surprising happen...

Not talking abt myself lar... girl say she like me is veri natural and not surprising one.. always happen in my dreams (n onli in my dreams wahhaha...)

i mean sth shocking... like JJ having a HOT date (tatz VERI shocking)...

Since i m single... i devote to CO lor... itz like the SDU (Singles DuLAN Unhappy) party lidat.. juz tat... inside got a lot of VERi eligible ppl.. (like ME.... haha)...

Ok.. enough of BHB stuff... suddenly realised tat my recess week is coming...but then.. it makes the other usual weeks like recess weeks...

Got Company Law assignment... got marketing assessed case, got AA205 quiz.. got CO... Woah... n then u read NSF's blog u will get more DuLAN and Unhappy than the SDUs...

Chicken...all slack and slack and slack.. work a bit of overtime wanna kaobei.. i work OT everyday ok... then work in Office somemore wanna complain...

Anyway Juz lost a bet to Ruiyang.. cuz Man Utd lost to Liverpool... so... i hav forfeit to do on Monday... haiz..nvm... i will win the bigger bet when Man Utd finishes second... haha.. then Ruiyang will hav to run round the sch w/o his pants wif a condom over his head wahaha....

So let us join in the chorus..."Liverpool lose... liverpool lose..."  ¶ 1:19 AM 0 comments

  a day when I felt FU*CKED Note: The story below is purely fictional... any concidence wif any real life person is not intentional....

Today is monday... I go to my beloved CCA... Finally... I am the first one there... but no one to prove so quite sad...haha....

Then... i went around performing my duties.... (see.. i not slack one...)

I walked into a room... alreadi sweating all over... i tot to myself... FINALLY Ar..., last one man.. faster finish faster go....

Then... i went in.. greeted the person... n.... he asked me whether i m the moneyman of my CCA...

WOAH Kao... i tot to myself... WTF did i get myself into now????

Wif his unfinished dinner (the time was past 730pm liaoz.. i m VERI SURE) "U go n tell ppl story... I NEVER say i Wun sign rite... I onli SUGGESTING TO YOU... If u let me sign... I will take the big picture n SIGN!!!!"

At tat moment... i feel like giving myself one tight slap..... Y din i use the nice audio recording function on my nice but outdated T610 tat day n record down wat he said tat day?? Y? Y i so stupid???

Then after kena FU*cKed... he sign n i left...

Now at home.. i feel like giving myself another tight slap...

Y i Didn't record down wat he said today????

Mayb my interpretation is wrong... mayb i interpreted him wrongly.. but itz juz a maybe... which is y i didn't defend myself... Who can prove anything w/o recording???

But if i nv interpreted/remembered wrongly, he said today tat.. he will sign if i gave him to sign...

It suddenly struck me... y would someone who insist tat he gave onli his opinion n not his decision (mayb i still dun understand the diff betw the two... i dean list student onli...)... say tat?

Doesn't it sound like " I rejected you, but if u gave me, i will still sign it..." Of cuz u can say tat he meant " I gave my opinion (negative opinion), but if u gave me, i will still sign it..."

U may tink tat i m being defensive... n I dun DEny tat...

but i tink i can believe myself... in any case, the ans i got tat day was 3 positive 1 negative...tatz wat i tink... i respect his opinions... but.. they remain his opinions... n i nid ANSWERS on tat day to do my work... i CAN'T work on opinions...

N suddenly, i became someone throwing dagger at target on ppl's back... ok lor.. if tatz wat u tink... the other 3 ask me who sign then i juz say mah...

Not happi is it... nxt time i throw at target on ur face lor...

END OF STORY...

as i hav said, any concidence is not intentional...

On a lighter note... ok lar...CCA was quite nice overall... juz tat i was a bit too tired to enjoy.. n i got tons of work to do...

I tink i shld giv myself another slap.. i got so much work still blog...

i really am screwed all over...  ¶ 12:11 AM 0 comments

  NBS vs SMU Last week.. my marketing lecturer told us, " Do noe wat NTU's positioning is? All of u sure noe one..."... ALAMAK... i tink i not normal... i dunno leh... but... i noe SMU's positioning can?... see how fu*ked up NTU's marketing is????

For ur info (I sure u all also dunno...)... NTU is supposed to be practical... WOW.... so impressive rite... we r practical... if we can get a sweet for 3 cents... we won't pay 3.00000000001 cents for it... Wah... Wow...

Then the lecturer say... SMU smart avoid direct competition wif us... they position as entrepreneurship and lazy-fare (dunno how to spell the french word...)... yar rite... i tink tat's like a direct attack at the "practical" NBS....

I truly believe wat SMU says of itself... They realli different.. Veri different...

1. They located at town... so tat their sexy girls and guys can go chiong after their lessons...
2. They are super vocal... yar.. i agree... any situation also like to tok... wait terrorist point a gun at them tell them to shut up.. but they will not... cuz they trained to talk in all circumstances... so... they talk n talk until the terrorist cannot take it anymore...and BANG... goodbye...
3. They super creative.. they got this lesson muz go outside and hav guy act woman... wah... so creative... i alwayz see those kind of things on TV like 10 yrs ago (Liang Poh Poh)... n.. i tink they juz really got a lot of time...(in other words boliaoz)

But.. NBS also got a lot of problem...

1. They like to say... We got the Substance... yar yar... u wrap diamond in shit and put it in the middle of CBD... tell them... inside got substance... ppl will believe u ar?
2. NBS like nv get publicity frm media one... i tot Comm studies school in NTU u noe.. but NTU/NBS nv get anything one... we win Loreal Award also nv say... other VERI DIFFERENT school get lotsa tat for anything... like... SMU team climbs mountain...WOW.....
3. Kena PM say... NTU muz find itz own niche... i tot our niche is "PRACTICAL?" ... even PM dunno sia... but wat he say of SMU? Good good... kaoz...
4. Like to copy SMU... SMU offer double degree u muz offer... stupid lor.. offer sth like TRIPLE degree lar... DIFFERENTIATION leh....

Enough said... I tink NBS muz do much more...

This JJ... nt happi wif one of my entry..." I not top 150 lar... I top 145 lor..." Stamina so good... but onli in running lar... other kind of stamina (wahhaha) i dunno lar...

Then got CO main comm steamboat.. quite fun lar... itz like first time together... as usual.. Hooi Hwang muz come up wif a lot of pattern and stunt... he's now the official "ZHU" (Pig.. as in MCP) of CO...

Haiz.. damn sianz... now muz go n do the stupidest subject ever created... AA205... wth... I juz hate this subject... the tutor say " i also quite stumped betw events and consequences... wat exactly is an event and consequence?" Chicken.. u PhD dunno.. we A level muz noe... wth.... ARGH....

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