NBS vs SMU
Last week.. my marketing lecturer told us, " Do noe wat NTU's positioning is? All of u sure noe one..."... ALAMAK... i tink i not normal... i dunno leh... but... i noe SMU's positioning can?... see how fu*ked up NTU's marketing is????
For ur info (I sure u all also dunno...)... NTU is supposed to be practical... WOW.... so impressive rite... we r practical... if we can get a sweet for 3 cents... we won't pay 3.00000000001 cents for it... Wah... Wow...
Then the lecturer say... SMU smart avoid direct competition wif us... they position as entrepreneurship and lazy-fare (dunno how to spell the french word...)... yar rite... i tink tat's like a direct attack at the "practical" NBS....
I truly believe wat SMU says of itself... They realli different.. Veri different...
- They located at town... so tat their sexy girls and guys can go chiong after their lessons...
- They are super vocal... yar.. i agree... any situation also like to tok... wait terrorist point a gun at them tell them to shut up.. but they will not... cuz they trained to talk in all circumstances... so... they talk n talk until the terrorist cannot take it anymore...and BANG... goodbye...
- They super creative.. they got this lesson muz go outside and hav guy act woman... wah... so creative... i alwayz see those kind of things on TV like 10 yrs ago (Liang Poh Poh)... n.. i tink they juz really got a lot of time...(in other words boliaoz)
But.. NBS also got a lot of problem...
- They like to say... We got the Substance... yar yar... u wrap diamond in shit and put it in the middle of CBD... tell them... inside got substance... ppl will believe u ar?
- NBS like nv get publicity frm media one... i tot Comm studies school in NTU u noe.. but NTU/NBS nv get anything one... we win Loreal Award also nv say... other VERI DIFFERENT school get lotsa tat for anything... like... SMU team climbs mountain...WOW.....
- Kena PM say... NTU muz find itz own niche... i tot our niche is "PRACTICAL?" ... even PM dunno sia... but wat he say of SMU? Good good... kaoz...
- Like to copy SMU... SMU offer double degree u muz offer... stupid lor.. offer sth like TRIPLE degree lar... DIFFERENTIATION leh....
Enough said... I tink NBS muz do much more...
This JJ... nt happi wif one of my entry..." I not top 150 lar... I top 145 lor..." Stamina so good... but onli in running lar... other kind of stamina (wahhaha) i dunno lar...
Then got CO main comm steamboat.. quite fun lar... itz like first time together... as usual.. Hooi Hwang muz come up wif a lot of pattern and stunt... he's now the official "ZHU" (Pig.. as in MCP) of CO...
Haiz.. damn sianz... now muz go n do the stupidest subject ever created... AA205... wth... I juz hate this subject... the tutor say " i also quite stumped betw events and consequences... wat exactly is an event and consequence?" Chicken.. u PhD dunno.. we A level muz noe... wth.... ARGH....