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Thursday, February 09, 2006
  NBS vs SMU
Last week.. my marketing lecturer told us, " Do noe wat NTU's positioning is? All of u sure noe one..."... ALAMAK... i tink i not normal... i dunno leh... but... i noe SMU's positioning can?... see how fu*ked up NTU's marketing is????

For ur info (I sure u all also dunno...)... NTU is supposed to be practical... WOW.... so impressive rite... we r practical... if we can get a sweet for 3 cents... we won't pay 3.00000000001 cents for it... Wah... Wow...

Then the lecturer say... SMU smart avoid direct competition wif us... they position as entrepreneurship and lazy-fare (dunno how to spell the french word...)... yar rite... i tink tat's like a direct attack at the "practical" NBS....

I truly believe wat SMU says of itself... They realli different.. Veri different...
  1. They located at town... so tat their sexy girls and guys can go chiong after their lessons...
  2. They are super vocal... yar.. i agree... any situation also like to tok... wait terrorist point a gun at them tell them to shut up.. but they will not... cuz they trained to talk in all circumstances... so... they talk n talk until the terrorist cannot take it anymore...and BANG... goodbye...
  3. They super creative.. they got this lesson muz go outside and hav guy act woman... wah... so creative... i alwayz see those kind of things on TV like 10 yrs ago (Liang Poh Poh)... n.. i tink they juz really got a lot of time...(in other words boliaoz)

But.. NBS also got a lot of problem...

  1. They like to say... We got the Substance... yar yar... u wrap diamond in shit and put it in the middle of CBD... tell them... inside got substance... ppl will believe u ar?
  2. NBS like nv get publicity frm media one... i tot Comm studies school in NTU u noe.. but NTU/NBS nv get anything one... we win Loreal Award also nv say... other VERI DIFFERENT school get lotsa tat for anything... like... SMU team climbs mountain...WOW.....
  3. Kena PM say... NTU muz find itz own niche... i tot our niche is "PRACTICAL?" ... even PM dunno sia... but wat he say of SMU? Good good... kaoz...
  4. Like to copy SMU... SMU offer double degree u muz offer... stupid lor.. offer sth like TRIPLE degree lar... DIFFERENTIATION leh....

Enough said... I tink NBS muz do much more...

This JJ... nt happi wif one of my entry..." I not top 150 lar... I top 145 lor..." Stamina so good... but onli in running lar... other kind of stamina (wahhaha) i dunno lar...

Then got CO main comm steamboat.. quite fun lar... itz like first time together... as usual.. Hooi Hwang muz come up wif a lot of pattern and stunt... he's now the official "ZHU" (Pig.. as in MCP) of CO...

Haiz.. damn sianz... now muz go n do the stupidest subject ever created... AA205... wth... I juz hate this subject... the tutor say " i also quite stumped betw events and consequences... wat exactly is an event and consequence?" Chicken.. u PhD dunno.. we A level muz noe... wth.... ARGH....

 
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