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Saturday, June 17, 2006
  mY pREdicTion
Well... the normally inpenetrable chi ho has been breached.. (i dun mean anything brokeback by tat....)... I meant i made my first bet in Singapore Pools... congrats to Singapore Pools... they got another potential lifetime customer hahaha...

A lot of ppl hav luffed at my prediction... ppl like shyh jie... ppl like kok wai... all asking me to tear up the betting slip... No No... the betting slip is a potential earning of $115... although the expected earnings may be... hmm... veri veri low haha.. but at least got potential one ok...

To explain why i made tat decision... first... take a look at how i tink the match will turn out...

The below are purely the my own personal opinion and i shall take no responsibility for ur losses if u choose to follow my advice

Guus Hiddink the miracle coach of South Korea, PSV and now.. Australia... he will have a master plan.. a plan to stun the reigning world champions...

Brazil onli won by 1 goal against Croatia... Barring a super hot performance like Argentina... they can be contained... Croatia had shown tat not allowing space for the samba to happen can contain Ronaldinho... n of cuz... Brazil got one goldfish playing for them... u can imagine Kaka shouting at him to move ard more.. or to move his fat ass away so he can hav unblocked view to goal hahaha....

Also Brazil is always defensively frail.. this time shld not be an exception... so u see.. with a goldfish as the main marksman... Brazil will NOT score in the first half.. n Hiddink's master tactics should exploit Brazil's defensive weaknesses to get 2 goals up.... by half time...

Of cuz... Brazil is no England... England can onli depend long cross frm their handsome Beckham n for Crouch on stilts to head in the goals.. Brazil got players capable of magic... At half time... goldfish shld be too tired to come out liao... so Brazil will be rejuvenated n come out wif guns blazing...

Even so... Guss Hiddink is obviously no Eriksson... England always defend veri power.. regardless of whether they leading or trailing they'll hav like all the men behind the ball.. which is quite a dumb thing to do.. so.. Guus Hiddink aft his ultra attacking formation in the first half shld be packing the midfield to try contain the Brazillian dance troupe led by Ronaldinho... which is why rejuvenated Brazil can onli score 2 in second half n get a draw.. so final score will be 2-2...

Anyway the scores are variable one.. but the result muz be Australia lead at half time n a draw at full time la haha...

So.. Singapore Pools betta hope tat my prediction come true.. or else it'll lead to customer dissatisfaction n they'll lose my customer lifetime value... hahaha...

Ya... on the same day i made my bet.. i celebrated birthday wif a veri veri special person haha... ya.. first time i celebrate bdae for someone alone ok... so tat day quite a number of first times.. haha... Veri special day for chi ho haha...

Okk... letz us all now pray together for Chi ho's prediction to come true hha
 
Sunday, June 04, 2006
 
HK Bus Uncle

Watch him scold n scold... You'll realli feel like slapping him
 
Saturday, June 03, 2006
  n 1 mOnTH LaTEr
"I'm afraid your current performance won't earn u a good grade... etc...."

Monday... before work... before 9am... before i stepped into office... i kena this kind of thing from my colleague...

"Itz confirmed u wun be going over to accounts.... u will be staying in audit..."

One of the main reasons why i keep on wayang... y i keep on being blur in my work... y i keep on making stupid mistakes.. was cuz i tot i will be promoted from hell to paradise... but... haiz.. it was not meant to be.... i guess they nid the handsome face to get their clients haa...

So this together wif my great promise... i feel a changed man.. but onli feeling different... actions still abt the same la.. hahaha

I realised.. tat.. my greatest wayang act is going to the toilet.. super frequent one... every hour i look forward to my toilet trip/s... haha.... not tat i like the smell of the toilet.. cuz i can realli slack a bit there... u noe... make myself comfortable... (clearing ur bladder n bowels hahaha)...and of cuz.. i can look at eye candy at the mirror.. at myself hahahahha

And then... had another hot lunch date wif Ken (hot cuz the weather is hot la...)..haha... Then this time i nearly got lost.. or i tot i got lost la haha... cuz i tried a new way of walking..(different routes la.. not literally diff method of walking la duh...)...haa...

Then after lunch.. went to 7-11 cuz Ken wanna get some drinks... this 7-11... sell things sooooooooo ex lor... more cheater than the Kolam Ayer CC auntie...haha... Then bought a lemon tea for me to kapo haha... wanna cross road the time.. Ken juz run across.. so i also run.. trying to balance the bottle to prevent spilling n using my mouth to hold the straw... This stupid idiot onli luff, point, luff..haha.. make me damage my perfect image onli lor haha...

Also tried to use the photo-taking machine near my workplace.. cuz i'm basically VERI lazy to find a place to take photo... Slotted in 6 $1 coins... take finish le.. come out... eh.. where is my photo ar... where where... i look at the hole where the photo supposed to come out... dun hav leh.. stand down there blur blur a while.. then wanna take phone n call the company tat time... suddenly the hole there was shining.. veri bright... ar... my photo come out le.. keke... i take out n turn slowly cuz itz shining veri brightly... then... suddenly stopped shining liaoz... wth... how come the background got a piece of the curtain one? And how come my face is so damn bright? Alamak... so i wasted $6... hav to go take again... elsewhere... other time....

Watched X-men this week also... had a great time... not watching the movie.. (i felt sleepy watching the movie... supposedly action packed.... zzzzz).. but luffing at our veri own X-men.. the hyper-ventilator.. his mutant powers are enuff to send a grp of hot blooded males into a frenzy haha...We were so scared wait he decide to terrify us by cramping all over lor... haha..

Read the Saturday straits times... read abt this Hk bus uncle haha.. intersting interesting.. haha... but watch wif caution.. wait u offended not my fault hor..haha
 

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