1. Get rejected after ur interview;
2. Blur blur chose the wrong company;
3. Nv choose Big 4....

and the consequences?

1. Stuck in some company in CheenaTown;
2. Survive w/o any training;
3. Overwhelmed wif work;
4. Full of stress;
5. Stress until feel like OT but found tat OT is w/o pay...

And tat will be me...

In the course of my week's experience in PA, i've observed the traits required to do well during PA:

1. Carry your trainers' balls;
2. If u're a guy, u betta hope tat u're not too yandao (unfortunately i am...);
3. If u're a girl, good for you...;
4. Learn to wayang... learn to look busy... when you're slacking...
5. If you're a yandao guy, u'd better start putting in some OT even if w/o pay;
6. Pray tat you get a humanely possible trainer, not some guy who enjoys psycho-ing u

Of cuz... since ur trainer will be giving u ur appraisal.. it will be utmost important tat u saikang and por2 ur colleagues whenever possible. Here i shall tell u wat u need to do frm my experience wif kok xin... the ultimate por2:

1. Always volunteer to rub ur superiors' backside;
2. For no good reason, praise them. Even if u tink ur trainer is fugly (pronounced as fa-glee), say tat he's veri fit... of cuz.. if u r a girl, u can juz say tat u tink he's hot... (i not responsible for wat he will try to do to u aft u do tat ok...);
3. Always ask questions... even when u know the answer... this onli applies to girls... not applicable to yandao kias like chi ho...;
4. Always act like the superior's ur idol... ur aim.. ur object of affection...

All in all... treat this like BMT (Basic Military Training...)... muz perserve for the 10 weeks... i hope i can get it reduced to eight weeks haha... i hope.. i wish... but whether it turns out to be 8 remains to be seen...

Final advice: sit properly.. if not.. will kena kp by ur partner or instructors....

¶ 8:48 PM